Next to Vince Vaughnishness

I am so feeling clean and more like sexy wing
My heart tells me to stop crying, that I won’t get crazy straw.
I say heart, NO I won’t kickstart you! This is the reason
I just came up with the microwave. Vince
Neil is washed up a token cracker
But only hours later
Bobbing a telltale cleanly
and shorn like berries or wave-length
Bony fingers still gripping Esc strategy
sung like a TransAm. A persuasive pooch cage you carry in-cabin
for a small gift once fee
better call Dallas of deposits
this money wash then rail
so clean cuts keepers can room with ruddier stuff
not making off with the Baby Abba
Its Pasta kitchen has aunt unit to adopt a pet even puffier
So now felt peel more like dogs,
Even puffier than biscuits? That’s right Texican,
even puffier than Social Welfare Reform School Naughty Too
disciplining is a safe zone or your child
voting blocks crumb in tutu flurry, clean wipes
and break out of fight crème.

No sabes tanta pasión amplificado!

ryan el "radio" tenga Usted La idea de ir manejando será bueno usar guantes? Tenemos buen precio bajo?! Claro "si." No me contestes asi. Si vas la noche entera dentro de pasión, tiene llave? Que risa de amigos cercanos de tu desafortunado! te gusta quitar su Novia? Sé dueño de pasión aplificado!

You ninjas are a dirty mom: Special Edition

New and improved director’s cuts
the view from above then

turns you member throbbing. With ritzy
banker Candy

Dewworth (Eric Roberts) allegedly appears
in a B-rated three piece, graphic content/spoilers.

Get a dong central. His life sentence by Inuit
Morgan Freeman,

prepped for Buddhism Body by Jake
by shaving. Candy

befriends an older Billy Joel
now clean and rehab’d Morgan Freeman cameos.

B-Movie

Camaro


After a high school prank awry, an outcast, Camaro (Tynee Schatz), place in shrink and send to principal. Not the el ee but the ay el. Tormenters get off el mundo, kitchen goods (duty free) the border for attack objects. Now, the undocumented rise from the dead –as sensual sirens from the grave with superpowers— lead by Camaro their arsenal bro.
Soundtrack, Revenge by Xerox. Blaise Moreman, Aloysius Faust and Meineke Meadows co-star in this sewer romp straight.

Oh, hello! It's YOU!

Greeting rcdaley! Special Man medicine. Try it now. Special winter offers

per diem

“When people make fun of something, they are making themselves free of it.” -- Jiri Rak

Thank Yous (& Youse & Youse)

Alex Sears, Susquehanna Industrial Tool & Die co, Joanna Morton and I read tonight at The Lucky Cat, 245 Grand Street, Williamsburg. A good time was (seemingly) had by all. Thanks to Adam Fanning and the rest of those fuzzy receptors!

The nigh creator trained in new story train

[An edit...]



To CREATE: “Create Content”? drop down attachment.
Do this quiet. Really grasp the stake
Straighten “quick links” icon browse etc.
When you create content, you must create it cough

lying within firm reach of the true
and knowing where true lives
[duh: as bball players on forest moon of Jamie Lee Curtis]
you much abstain from trick or treating at their house
because it's their house and you're done for

Must create in bliss order. Parent. Subcategory. Tertiary.
Which reminds me of how design actually happens
My associated pageant (secondary).
Revisions click on date header
to view click revert to revert. To review click among
Paste to word pad to remove minor things.
For larger format stripping use notepad.
Easy? What about when the true

becomes the mirror you grew up in to not want
well then you make makeup pay
and then you parade making makeup
because my street is the quiet lounge
a fine Saturday
a Frampton ground.
My attachment holds more grasp of the true than two

biology textbooks combined!
Quick link true it's just repeat and
repeat and
repeat and
then the occupation is judged by fines.

Soon it's fine this and fine, true that
I can get parking no more
and soon these fines will be used against me to argue more
But what fucking complexes sodium can choose to lie
and what this inflation might represent clowns voting
for their impact on children whey and true beef

a biggest ocean prancing Christopher Columbus
ocean in chains,
chains colonizers fit for

The Nigh Creator Trained in New Fable Train

To CREATE: “Create Content”? drop down menu.
Do this quiet. I mean really grasp the stake
Attach “quick links” icon browse etc.
When you create content, you must create it enough

lying within firm reach of the true
and knowing where true lives
you much abstain from trick or treating at their house
because it's their house and you're done for

Must create in this order. Parent. Subcategory. Tertiary.
Which reminds me of how design actually happens
My associated page (secondary page).
Revisions click on date headline
to view click revert to revert.
Paste to word pad to remove minor things.
For larger format stripping use notepad.
Easy? What about when the true

becomes the mirror you grew up in to not want
well then you make makeup pay
and then you parade making makeup
because my street is the quiet lounge
a fine Saturday
a Frampton ground.
My street holds more grasp of the true than two

biology textbooks combined!
My street and true it's just repeat and
repeat and
repeat and
then the occupation is judged with fines.

Soon it's fine this and fine, true that
I can get parking no more
and soon these fines will be used against me to argue more
But what fucking complexes me is sodium
and what this inflation might represent (represent in me?!)
clowns voting for their impact on children's weight
and the true it seems

a biggest ocean is prancing Christopher Columbus
ocean in chains,
chains colonizers are fit for

District of Columbia Mother Theresa Sighting

selling
cotton candy
onside

prayer shawl
handy
during heavy rain

loose lips
give refuge
to hungry men in a row

my justification
soccer playing
with you

Theatre of the Absurd

Upsize?

You don't like your male device size?

The Post-Christmas sale is CRAZY

Feeling short? Let V:P:X+L catapult you to the pinnacle

Johnson an Johnson

backlog unfold
much the laundry
extremity reaction, like
"good parenting"
housekeeping build up
deafening rush.

cheer place
focus wind y keep
breath causing
pallor frontal
your mildew small
muscles. I get it
engage hard n' deep
salon couple

Endless Nantucket (Coming-of-Age Version)

I've removed the Ccoming-of-Age Version because I've just learned that Pinch Pinch Press wants to publish it in Pinch Pinch Press 2: Amelia Earhart

...coming soon!

Endless Nantucket (You Will Bite Your Nails in Suspense Version)

When I feel the dolphin jumps
This hurricane will turn into skeleton
That’s when outdoors is repent
Gripping when it’s film, and squat
Little serial lawn games during summer
Forcing what you ate out
Capable of making Strong n' Bustling
Me and I relinquish the fine wound feeling
Open Sore Game day! Those poor suckers are jealous of our
Sores! And how each curve has meaning
A place, to feel unique and like more men,
Indecent and fully capable of chasing a destiny
With enough pharmaceuticals to sedate the World Banking

That dangerous point in Life is Beautiful when you risk
A place like behind the queen on a deck of cards
Standing up to piss
And when I throw that red lady down
I’m holding the winner, the allegations held
We’re watching the sun from the Best Western
Bodies in the shower
Our Prius rests from the long drive
This is it. I’ve made it more stable.
Even the dolphins are shimmying
Coroner and my knife, losing the limbo
Shuddering under the roof’s collapsible tent
Looking for frolic adventure.
The great outdoors with shingles.
1000 Santas on hyperdrive take my whole family
For a spin when no one asked for a spin

Grace happens to work the group least.
I have thankfully removed vomit from my blouse
I have decided that roofing is out for me.
The demon behind you is crying, evil little kewpie
I will continue to hold you until break time.

How many queens until the entire state is ours?
Candidates switch peeing on your campfire until it’s out
Grace come back we need your utterances.
That wind carries more than just jam. Blood spatter.
That statue looking at me is sexy. Sexy to fucking kill me!!
ARGH! The dryer shouldn’t be in the picture.
Rhythm of this nation, much less in hotel bedroom.

Endless Nantucket (Free Version)

When I feel the dolphin jumps
That’s when outdoors is good
Capable of making me Strong n' Bustling
Our ideas of lawn games during summer
And I relinquish the fine wind feeling
And how each curve has meaning
A place, to feel unique and like more men,
Indecent and fully capable of choosing a destiny

That dangerous point in Life is Beautiful when you risk
A place like behind the queen on a deck of cards
And when I throw that red lady down
I’m holding the winner
We’re watching the sun from the Best Western
Our Prius rests from the long drive
This is it. I’ve made it more stable.
Even the dolphins are shimmying
Shuddering under the roof’s collapsible tent
Looking for frolic adventure.
The great outdoors with shingles.

Grace happens to work the group least.
I have decided that roofing is out for me.
I will continue to hold you until break time.

How many queens until the entire state is ours?
Grace come back we need your utterances.
That wind carries more than just jam.
That statue looking at me is sexy.
The dryer shouldn’t be in the picture.
Rhythm of this nation, much less this hotel bedroom.

Mitchell Magee

What better 100th post than this...

Chin Chin/ Astor Piazzolla

That sound is the heat, like a drunk shutting up

After four weeks, I’m not going to represent you. The heat returns.

“Heat, tell me where you’ve gone?” I beg.

“Knitting,” the heat says.

I smirk. “Oh, you outdated version of Cormac McCarthy!”

“I brought long johns. Now let’s dress.”

I button him. So the heat and I become friends, again.

hobo pro

"annoying sound effects in what some people call songs"
granted the namesake could've been written as loin storm
bearing in the sense of wheels finds tactless victim urination felt
pre-labial, the bartender knew my exact voting
now that's good crazy, bad crazy cannot fit into marriage
puffy shirts and dresses, lots of skin, time travel

who's grossing now? I told you that fit jean is effin' gross
looking to pick a winner? check the shiny overhead bin
your answer will come from that holding the replica of Turnout
what this means to the house committee for screaming zest
Barefoot Contessa recorded and played backwards
You shot your load it was whacky chaw

dobbing new tourists in Carthage
O glue capital mashed potato preferrer
Focus your power into instant measles!