Monday, May 19, 2008

A good job doesn’t make me want to kill myself and others

Belly, butt and thighs boot camp
igniting audiences at both venues into full-blown
inner working the combined houses
demystifies for viewers old punker frenzy
Trapped in the bowels of the earth
With an unexplained aura embarrassing Bam’s dad
Freewheeling talents wander Japan in panda outfits
or is she truly an artistic visionary trapped in the body

with the help of a spooky but sex-starved ghost
one ghoulish chocoholic in Chill-O-Rama
a hopeless alcoholic terrorizes her hugely dysfunctional children
a maximum-security military prison run by a hard-nosed disciplinarian
an elderly woman by the evil Witch of the Waste
and a load of cash captures the magic rally
the surviving players the close-knit West Virginia town find new hope
whose spirited edibles are even better
because they carry an inspirational message

Calling it conflict would be a serious understatement
As Louie's memories are unleashed
a trio of furry woodland sprites only seen by unwary Nick
Hepburn's singing voice deadly disease and a band of brothers
get ready their next feast as an eccentric investor as a tart butler
As the immortal Lauren Bacall in a small role
designed to target every area of your life
you won't just change your weight -- you'll change thinking
This would’ve been a movie
that penetrated my dreams and I didn’t feel like it.

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