Friday, June 12, 2009

I will S$#% you a cake

If you cannot spell your own name getting a cake is going to be a difficult project.
Because entering a grocery store without knowing the spelling is terrible and most grocers refer to it, a shit cake when produced in a hurry is the result.

Anyway, you won’t have to worry about embarrassment because I’m going to shit you a cake in celebration of the fact that helping to spell your name when there’s better shit out
Is what I’m going to hand you: the shit cake but in several pieces like movements, each with its own soloist and appreciated for the ability to lick its own foot. You’re going to love requesting the same shit cake every year but with different candles for your age. This is actually the easiest part- burning.

Each age has its own shits and a giant recycler to assure the size and shape of all cakes equal rights don't deny when you shovel it down. This explains why shit cake rules the most powerful regents exams scores without studying with perfect due to the cake celebrity.

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