One of the reasons to take drugs is the election

Voucher vs. radio city
Cop vs. construction
Constitution votes caramelo
Victim vs. stool.
Fashion world vs. Di
The clap vs. humanitarian relief efforts
Crossfire vs. wedgie
Fathers vs. Hitler
Baby vs. Stalin
Osama vs. Mothers
Pilgrim vs. Abdominal workout
Vs. International incident vs. silly string
Jesuit vs. Claymation
Jesus vs. Squadcar
Ubermensch vs. weather change
Speed vs. election
Flagellum vs. Lit world
Bifida vs. photo booth vs. strawberry kwik
Weather vane vs. potato crop
Camp counselor vs. abortion
Division vs. night crawlers
Cellphone vs. fingerfuck
Candidate vs. topsoil.
Tzotzil vs. Gibbon
Blackgirl whitegirl vs. linksys
James Joyce vs. panty liner
Drawbridge vs. cling wrap
Vs. cellar door
Brazil wax vs. third person
Ethic vs. hungry hippos
Kickboxing vs. vegan sampler
Rubber vs. refugee
Poem vs. scrotum
Spinal tap vs. Seventy-seven virgins
Water boarding vs. Aaron Spelling
Victoria Ocampo vs. coerced confession
Ironclad vs. vellum
T.G.I. Friday’s vs. Cruise missile
Assigned reading vs. leadership seminar
Vs. diminishing swampland
Really wet napkins vs. school bathrooms
Cruise missile vs. dummy elephant
Hand towel vs. ass coach.