spuds/spunk/spam/spat;

Advert. Nuit sweep. Traverse, course du mal. Stomach, I conceive you.

de vacaciones

I'll be in Georgia until the 22nd. Lull in pine straw and sweet tea.

Felled Wall

Not much Ryan not much

Os livros de hoje

Received by mail David Cameron's indefatigable FLOWERS OF BAD and the prolific Noah Eli Gordon's A FIDDLE PULLED FROM THE THROAT OF A SPARROW. Keep me busy for a few weeks.

Querida Fábrica de abuelos,

La más nueva y tose —improvisar. La vista del solista revela el señor Bradbury de Granada y su gran solipsísimo. Es él que nunca se muestra durante los partidos. Tira dulces para agarrar osos, y demostrar que la mujer es centro de las azucareras. Para lo que esta en venta, Shakira-la, suave, suave. A mover el culo para lo mejor en autenticidad. Sexo de ranchera, de compras.

Sorprendido en no obtener ni pelos,

Ronaldo

Camaro, Trans.

Después de no saber ni picha de su publicista, Camaro se presenta como la más pequeña y es mandada por el principal, su gerencia. Los tormentosas se excitan sobre los cubiertos nuevos (vendidos Duty-Free), tan chiquititas y juntitas en la frontera, por Golfito. Ahora resuscitan los indocumentados—¡como sensuosas sirenas de la muerte con poderes específicos! Con Camaro en la hermana de su jefetura. Banda Sonora: Venganza por Xerox, Blaise Másgente, Aloysius Fausto y Meineke Cespedes actuan en este film a la cloaca extendida.

Armored Elevator

Can be found here
and here

las torres

Y Alejandra, insegura con

su nafta—

si trabaja

si funka

si lea esta letra puerca— toda

la noche

de bodas jugar

de buena

maniobra

cae el mall

Wanna Pillies?

I own to why amethyst Daryl cleaned
first, are cowmen Susie? Now their stepparenting,
herefore Lord Connected
to this domineering bunkmate
Hemp Daryl and rank
malefactor alarm with davits.
brushfire their rookie was
attitude why dynamism
councilwomen beside
go, own flatland
me too stowaway

The supply diminishes

Go ahead, crop your ex from your digital photos.

The unboring boring way of condescent

Dude,

I understand you were trying to get some attention for your work, but
this is really the wrong way to go about it. Brush up on yr
cyber-etiquette: never CC back a whole list of strangers in the name
of self-promotion. It'll backfire.

Just my two cents.

Cheers.

---

Bah! Cyber- etiquette? The new idol. Bow real low! Yr outta luck, Spellchecker!

Dearest Savvy Contestant,

My key sticks. Apologize for me. No longer should you find it darling to stub me. Upkeeping you in modern events shall not be of difficult duty. You should know that they got to pack up the house for families’ sake. When felt dropped somewhere, up and dance. This is what our necks alight with tires. My daughter is fondling. Her lecture fathers her softly. In a pet manner. Thereabout making room for the again is what people do always part of the terminal. You should arrive to see their fruition. Her when pricked mother rubs into our hands’ palms. We have niceties in our contacts and summer is most of what you hear in yells through houses. We have the carpets packed with wet sheepdogs. Troublesome, we fought with water. See what origin makes us into? Since all men in my family until a later daughter, I reap the benefits of this erotic upbringing. This is something you squint into. Ahead, sally and put your face into vice. Child-safe with no sharp edges because the camera is invented when uncle is town. When all dies, we mix the colors and auto pile into. Clear me up for your friends. And you too should question my answers. For example, please in from the cold with what you thesis of north people might be, pea-colored with envious shudder? During this season I get chestnuts. If they summer I should visit there with your finances.

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JP. Morgan

"Giuliani's campaign insisted that he respects and supports first responders"

Yay?

People who live in glass houses

shouldn't schtupp their aides.

Nonstarter

A statement by Ari Fleischer:

And, of course, I was asked several days ago about whether or not the President would be open to extending the deadline 30 to 45 days -- now you could say that's 26 to 41 days. If it was a non-starter then, it's a non-starter now.

(Source: Press briefing. March 14, 2003. )

So...is it wrong to seek what is in other words known as a stopper?

And yet...here

And now...

Judging by so many nonstarters, nonviolence becomes a nonbrainer.

Baudrillard has gone

jason, the dawg

I had to throw it into neutral
and come down off the tractor
the day Jason pulled up
with a forearm between his jowls

Usually yukking it up
we knew jokes were no match
for this, coming from the wintry mix

splash in the above-ground

I'll get right on it, geesh

ENCINO, CA--(MARKET WIRE)--Jan 5, 2007 (4:05pm) -- Harris
Exploration, Inc. greets shareholders in the royal canter.
The other counter explains that jetsets moan and bitch
about bigfooted existence. A Letter of Intent from Minerva
Crystal of Ecuador, and you are now the proud ventrilo-
quist behind proper intros in Balsapamba.

With medals skyrockets in Parador, trapped miners ring in
another year of record profits and news coverage.  With
limited air supply and high demand, experts spend vacations
agreeing on the purple monster.

"More Bibles have been shipped. Our plan to compete with
remotes is near complete, mistress Filomena," Rotgut says.
This is a corp. that literally strikes from behind Zeniths
and when that PSA hits the street keep your tots out of
leggings!

Tag

You're it bitches.

5 things about me:

1) I love underoos. Seriously.

2) My great- great- great- (3 greats) grand uncle is on the fifty. Eat your heart out, P. Diddy!
(This is inadmissible, since it's not really about me)

3) I suffer from a somewhat never-diagnosed version of Vaso-Vega Syncope. Less confused with the more popular What-Happens-in-Vegas-Stays-In-Vegas than the Vaso-Vegas Yn cope, I'm quoted here with my quips re the matter on gameday:

"(The University doctors) have it pegged to a vaso-vega syncope, which means I have to mangiare,'' Daley said. "Which brings us to cloning: A lot of times I don't eat on game days (sic) because of nerves, and that --along with habeas corpus-- is part of the problem.''

4) When I was a5 yrs. old I pissed on a friend of mine while we were playing at his house. I'm unsure of what it was that provoked this act of deviance. His head, admittedly, looked like a tree, but that still meant that the flowers were left to do without water. He ascended (literally, flying two-at-a-time) the stairs screaming. I zipped up, and arose to face my fate.

5) Minutia: I have two tattoos. I play trumpet. I used to be very proficient at the art of the infield (shortstop). At the age of two due to near (again) malpractice, I was close to severe dehydration and then, la muerte. I like tango. The oldest of five, I grew up in the south and spent some time in the north. I blend anywhere. I am Zartan.

Rage, Anger...Speechlessness, and more

to be found here: http://www.thenation.com/doc/20060508/scheer0426